I'll quote Nietzsche, I think:
Something that has failed should be all the more honored just because it has failed — this agrees much better with my morality. — "God"
Does anyone has any... uh... ideas regarding how I might destroy the internet from, you know, outside the internet... I did put "The Martix" in my library queue, but if memory serves me, that movie was more of an inspirational bit than a how-to.
Seriously, the internet is awful. Go away.