Anybody have any sanitizing spray?

Holy mother of self-aggrandizement. Have you ever seen anything this awesome? It's going to take more than a standard issue tube sock to get all this red, white and blue splooge wiped off my screen — and yours (sorry about that). It's almost like they didn't just make some minor changes to a drearily ornate product.




What should we call the car? Cherokee? Yeah, that sounds pretty cool... oh yeah, it's growing on me. I can't think of anything that better captures America's essence. Wait, wait... Grand Cherokee. You sir, are fucking brilliant. We should get a logo for it, is this taken? Oh, it is. Shit. No matter, we'll come up with something.

I suppose "honesty", via the handsome McPoyle brother, is more refreshing?