This made me giddy. Oh, it was good... so good.
When, in the last ten seconds, he laments that we can't wait (just thinking about it makes it hard to type, I'm crying right now) for the alien attack to unite us.... ahahaaaahahah... oh, it's just so fucking funny... ahahahahaha. When he points up (what the fuck is he pointing to???)... oh god... here it comes agai — ahahahahahahahaahaaaahh — he's fighting a smile, the whole time, his smile is soooo big, he can barely talk... oh, shit... I can't stop.
Intergalactic war will save us... from ourselves. What a relief. I had almost lost hope.
Up — ahahha — date! He...ahahah, was talking to high schools kids!! Ahahahahah
I'm still on coffee, haven't even switched to cocktails yet — it's gonna be a good one.
Today's cocktail:
A glass
Ice
Squeeze a blood orange... not too much
DryFly Gin until you're excited
bubbly water
blood orange twist
Yeah, it sounds like a joke. In fact and of course, it is definitely a joke. Yet, it's going to happen (not really). Funny how presidents tend to allude to this stuff - remember when Obama said America had the strongest armed forces... on this planet?
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't recall that, but it does sound quite Presidential.
ReplyDeleteTo be President of the USA, one must be profoundly silly... it is endearing, I suppose.